Delhi airport

In Amsterdam airport they sell bulbs and seeds for the garden. The KLM planes are a lovely turquoise blue, they sell hot chocolate in little cups.
Then there is international transfers in Delhi, bureaucratic purgatory, at 1:00 am then 2:00 am now 3:00 am, what is in your bags? , the bags we cannot seem to find, should I tell them extremely sharp and fierce looking ice tools? Ice axe? Steel pointed crampons? How many jetair attendants does it take to lose my bags at 3:00 am, I have counted 15 so far. I bribed my baggage fees down to $70, for overweight.